My Joke list Might not be funny but full of sarcasm

Here is a fun side of me

Jokes
Jokes
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Joke 1
  • Me to mind: Everyone is posting their pets online.
  • Mind: But you don’t have one.
  • Me: Yes, let’s get a new one.
  • Mind: Stupid, why do you need one?
  • Me: To post pictures online.
  • Mind: But it's social media, stupid.
  • Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, got it.
  • Mind: Yes.
Jokes
Jokes
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Joke 2
  • Me to mind: If I have some thoughts, then whom should I convey them to
  • Mind: The person you have thoughts about.
  • Me: It’s about climate change.
  • Mind: Just shut your mouth and do your work.
  • Me: Okay.
Fun
Climate change